Water found on Mars Aroraji

The NASA rover Curiosity has beamed back pictures of bedrock that suggest a fast-moving stream, possibly waist-deep, once flowed on Mars - a find that the mission's chief scientist called exciting.

It excited x-Chief Manager of a public sector like me as well. I immediatly rang dear Arora another x-Chief Manager of another public sector bank.

-They found water on Mars, may be a river.

-So? 

-So we need not carry bisleri or soda. 2-3 Officers Choice will do. Or Scotch if u insist. Xciting dear Arora!

-Common Chief Saab it is 7 am & u r out. Wot bottles? Wot Mars? Wots d matter?

-See my dear Arora, adventure is Garam Masala of life. So i m planning a trip of my life.

-Where is ur wife?

-All alone all alone. Only Bottle friends allowed dear Arora on this trip. I have checked with NASA.

-So?

-All they want is Id proof, copy of DL, copy of Voters Card, copy of Adhar card, copy of Passport, copy of ITR, copy of Electricity bill, copy of telephone bill, copy of house tax paid receipt , introducer & NOC from Zonal Manager.

-Wot?

Water of India

-I contacted ZM -The Baldy also. The Baldy said how can a x-Chief go first to Mars. Actually he is going there for survey for opening of a branch before closing.

-Wot?

-So get ready.