Breakfast is ready

-What would you like for breakfast?

-Hmm.

-What?

-Anything.

-What anything?

-Your choice.

-I am asking YOUR choice.

-Okay dear. Whatever is ready, I will take.

-What is this? What do you mean? And throw this newspaper away. At least once in a while you should be serious about breakfast. But no. Whatever is dumped in plate you gobble down?

-No no no. No complaints yaar.

-What complaint? I have complaint not you. Have you ever appreciated? Do you realize how much time & energy is required? Not a word of appreciation from your lips!

-No no no yaar absolutely not.

-Yes I have complaint - not you.

-No no no. I do appreciate your cooking I do.

- When did you appreciate, tell me? Tell me about last time you appreciated – how many years back?

-No no no! I do appreciate.

-When? Newspaper is more important to you than breakfast. Better eat that.

- No no no. See if omelette is tasty I take another. See that is the appreciation of your skills & it is more important than words.

-Quiet! Today is Sunday. I will read newspaper & you bring me breakfast.

-Hmm

-Get up & start.

-Hmm. What shall I cook for you?

-You decide.

-Tell me tell me. Butter toast & tea?

-No.

-Omelette slice & tea?

-No.

-Okay then let me try.

-Try what?

-Chhole Bhature!

-Oh no!

-Oh yes!

-OMG, you will spoil my kitchen & stomach also. Get lost. I will have to do it myself. OMG!

I resumed my newspaper.